Our mobile app, Touch of SAGE, allows students to use their phones to get information about menus, Filter for any combination of up to 12 common allergens.Click on any item to check its detailed ingredients, and.Assess the nutritional value of each item, based on its Spotlight Program dot color.There you can view our menus, nutrition information, and our innovative allergen filter. Our online menus, and much more, is available 24/7 on our Touch of SAGE app. All of our menus are inspected and approved by a team of certified dieticians before they can be served to our students. By customizing our menus for each area through student personalities and preferences, with many items locally sourced, we can provide unique dining experiences that reflect your regions tastes, flavors, and cuisines. I am the lone survivor but my severe PTSD makes me wish I was one with my snotty, mean, and self absorbed classmates.Our custom-tailored menus provide a one-of-a-kind experience for every meal. No one made it out of sage dining alive, except for me. I had nightmares for months of the plain blocks of tofu I was forced to eat, the vomit looking soup, and my friend facing near death after consuming a piece of chicken. I looked for my vegan section… what I saw was an uncooked piece of tofu with an orange slice placed on top labeled “mandarin orange tofu.” This sent me into a catatonic state which caused me to live in a psych ward expressing to the doctors the atrocities I witnessed that day. The crunchy pasta bar was drowning in olive oil which made it look more like a soup. To the right, the uncooked chicken bar that had been waiting hours to be consumed by its unlucky victims. I looked to the left, the salad bar had soggy lettuce that looked like it housed bacteria and rodents. One day I walked into my dining hall and noticed a putrid smell leaking from the kitchen… Sage dining had invaded my once mediocre school. I had heard the horror stories from other school of their school cafeteria being colonized by employees in all black uniforms who’s goal was to kill off the schools population. My life was good, great, perfect even until Sage Dining moved to my school. Like they always say, revenge is a dish best served cold yet over cooked and inexplicably wet after sitting on a hot plate for three hours. I swore revenge on Sage Dining, and now, years later, I will have my revenge. I do not remember how my mother got us out of here, but when she too died tragically a year later, I was left an orphan. My father bled to Organic Locally Sourced death on the Organic Locally Sourced ground. The Sage Dining employees became angry at his refusal to ingest their Organic Locally Sourced food and shot him with an Organic Locally Sourced gun. Seeing that the chicken was gross and damp, my father refused this too. When my father did not take the roll they offered him some damp, cold chicken, which had been sitting on a hot plate for hours. Through the window, I saw a Sage employee offer my father a single whole-grain roll. He told my mother and I to stay in the car. Sage workers were standing motionless in front of the car, dressed in their ominous all-black outfits. Blocking the road was an entire Sage Dining buffet. I could tell my father was stressed by the wet roads, but when he cursed and pulled over I grew concerned. My family was driving back from the county fair on a winding road through the forests. Touch of sage, I hope you see this and know that you’re soup is exceedingly hot. I made it all the way out of the building and stuck my hand in a puddle, but as I turned around I saw the school engulfed in flames. I ran around with my hair blowing in the wind screaming: “FIRE FIRE FIRE” as I was running I unnoticedly caught the curtains on fire. And then, as I looked at my hand, it burst into flames. It felt as if a spicy piranha had bit the inside of my hand. Doing so, I overflowed the bowl and it spilt over the sides… onto my hand. I wanted some more ingredients so I tried putting some more in the bowl. As I was scooping all of the goods out of the pot I could see that it was very hot. After I got my food I went to go get some soup as it looked very warm and delicious. It was stormy rainy Thursday afternoon… I was so excited to head to lunch after my study hall, as I was waiting in line for food I shared with my friends and had some laughs.
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